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heard it. Director Anderson is responsible for two Resident Evils, Alien vs Predator, and Mortal Combat, having a hand in producing and writing all of them. With this cheese fest background, it no wonder exec producer Corman picked him. Why they made it so grind burn and sledgehammer heavy, draining out all the humor, is Nike Roshe One Blue

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hard to figure out. What it all boils down to is this: Death Race is just one big demolition derby with machine guns. The new David Carradine?This remake has so little in common with its predecessor and so much in common with crunch fisted driving movies that it almost defies comparison. Almost.

The only funny part in "DR whenever" was when the warden says almost all seven of George Carlin words you can say on TV, in one sentence. In fact, at the very end of the end credit music (which included machine guns blasting dubbed throughout), the line was repeated I laughed both times I Nike Roshe Run Flyknit Mens

gay. And then there Coach (Ian Mcshane: perhaps one of the most talented actors walking the planet) adding some spirit with his all wise testimonials, as though his character Swearingen from HBO Deadwood was transported from the Wild West to whatever future year this movie takes place. Death Race is Nike Roshe One Us void of the dumb humor and leftover hipster iconography in DR 2000. Completely banished are the killing of old people and children to score points. This time, the entire race is limited to the island penitentiary grounds (instead of driving cross country). Predictably, Death Race rips off and resembles an assembly line of movies: Brubaker, Road Warrior, Longest Yard and Dirty Dozen (to name a few). In Death Race 2000 it was hilarious to see Carradine in a skeleton Halloween costume and/or Speedo lounging with naked chicks in wild red and green pastels while rival Stallone (in one of his first major starring roles) played a mumbling, grumbling hothead Italian idiot prone to temper tantrums.

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The original, Death Race 2000, starred David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone as rivals in a cheesy, campy, primary colored, Roger Corman scuzz fest that although stupid was also a laugh a minute. This version, however, is dead set on being dead serious. The minimal plot is laid out as so: Ex race car driver Jensen Ames (Jason Statham) is framed for murder and taken to the Terminal Island penitentiary to replace Frankenstein (the dead by the first car crash driver), and participate in the highest rated show on TV via prison: DEATH RACE. Warden Hennessey (Joan Allen bringing the term "ice queen" to new heights) promises him release papers if he dons the frank mask and drives. They all here: the rivals, the bad guys, the worse guys, the goodhearted guys, the evil warden, the buffoon guard. It stuff we all seen before, so Race applies the majority of its focus on car racing. As with the original, this one pits Frankenstein against Machine Gun Joe (Tyrese Gibson) and a few deadbeat contestants. Oddly though, after the initial action sequence, the rest of the scenes seem .

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